You know it's going to be a bad day when the police chief calls in the middle of the night, barely containing his laughter, to ask you to meet him at child services. In an old man's worst nightmare, the FBI drops two little girls, products of a fifty-year-old tryst, into the custody of a retired small-town attorney while exploiting their mothers for an investigation into an international crime syndicate. While not apparent from the start, this book is about gun rights.