"Universal University" is the college campus in the great city of..., proud State of.... Within this buildings' hallowed parameters, students are more likely to join a protest than attend a class, not one student group really likes the others, and the professors treat one another no better than the student groups. Oh; and the mascot for the sport's team is a unicorn, guaranteeing a less-than-serious athletic program.
Welcome to Universal University and a college experience unlike ANYTHING of your own.